Now it chased her into a canal, so it may be out there on the water...

http://www.10news.com/news/24093805/detail.html

Amongst my favorite quotes:

"Troopers do not think drugs or alcohol were a factor, but said the woman may not have taken certain medications that day."

and...

"They added they found no evidence of a vampire."

Are you sure it is not Burley? 

Bet her husband is a brother and her daddy is her uncle.

I love the quotes. ;D

This is a case where lack of drugs is a problem. I am glad they found no evidence of vampires. I wonder what vampire evidence typically looks like?

You really have to keep you eye on them Vampires, they don't leave much signs.

I love the quotes. ;D

This is a case where lack of drugs is a problem. I am glad they found no evidence of vampires. I wonder what vampire evidence typically looks like?

Blood or freshly disturbed dirt.

You guys see....do you see.... THAT STUPID TWILIGHT MOVIE IS MAKING EVERYONE CRAZY!

Stupid Vampires....

anyone pick up on the name of the town?

You guys see....do you see.... THAT STUPID TWILIGHT MOVIE IS MAKING EVERYONE CRAZY!

Stupid Vampires....

I still don't understand why people are paying to see this flick.  That chick is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life.

I love the quotes. ;D

This is a case where lack of drugs is a problem. I am glad they found no evidence of vampires. I wonder what vampire evidence typically looks like?

Blood or freshly disturbed dirt.

Yep; those are definitely signs of blood sucker activity. You see blood or freshly disturbed dirt and a lawyer is sure to be around shortly.

Professionals can tell if vampires are around by the vampire droppings on the ground. 

You guys see....do you see.... THAT STUPID TWILIGHT MOVIE IS MAKING EVERYONE CRAZY!

Stupid Vampires....

I still don't understand why people are paying to see this flick. That chick is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life.

Because Vampires are 'cool' now. They can make people like anything if they put a boring love story in it... I'm waiting for a someone to fall in love with a zombie but they can't be together because every time they touch the zombie loses a limb... Give it time, it will happen!

Well with another birthday in the books I think any night Long Mike is outside could qualify as a "night of the living dead". Oklahoma isn't that far from Colorado  ;D

You guys see....do you see.... THAT STUPID TWILIGHT MOVIE IS MAKING EVERYONE CRAZY!

Stupid Vampires....

I still don't understand why people are paying to see this flick. That chick is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life.

Because Vampires are 'cool' now. They can make people like anything if they put a boring love story in it... I'm waiting for a someone to fall in love with a zombie but they can't be together because every time they touch the zombie loses a limb... Give it time, it will happen!

And what it up with the twilight Vampires!? At least growing up, if you put vampires in the sun they burst into flames and screamed until they turned into a pile of ash. They did NOT sparkle like some sort of fairy or pixie.

I must be getting old, I know nothing of this "Twilight" phenomena. I do want to go on record as not liking vampires.

I must be getting old, I know nothing of this "Twilight" phenomena. I do want to go on record as not liking vampires.

If vampires can do that to grown women, I think that just tells you how bad it is...

You guys see....do you see.... THAT STUPID TWILIGHT MOVIE IS MAKING EVERYONE CRAZY!

Stupid Vampires....

I still don't understand why people are paying to see this flick. That chick is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life.

Because Vampires are 'cool' now. They can make people like anything if they put a boring love story in it... I'm waiting for a someone to fall in love with a zombie but they can't be together because every time they touch the zombie loses a limb... Give it time, it will happen!

LOL! I've seen a Zombie movie along these lines. Zombie Honeymoon. It kinda sucked but I was bored and rented it. I'd watch it again before I ever thought about seeing that Twilight movie.

http://www.horrortalk.com/reviews/23-zombie-honeymoon.html