I've decided that if I ever get married again, I'm doing it in Vegas. My first wedding was in a church ( she wasn't bad for a first wife). My second was in a courtroom (close call on that one). My next will be done in one of those Elvis Presley chapels. I don't have a plan for the rest of my future weddings, but I think I have two or three more in me.

My last one was at the "Chapel of Love" in Gatlinburg Tenn. So far so good.

No. I never went. i didnt do anything. get off my back!

If you run short of cash there is a fairly nice place to pick up some scrap metal NW of town.  Just watch out for any jets flying overhead.   ;D