Hebert is passing by Boudreau's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Boudreau doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

   

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender, followed by the left.

    

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

   

'What on earth are you doing Boudreau?' says Hebert

   

'Jeez Hebert, you scared the livin bejesus out of me'  says an obviously embarrassed Hebert, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor .

That's like the guy who went to see the urologist because his wife wasn't able to get pregnant.

He came home wearing a tuxedo and his wife asked why he was dressed like that.

He told her the doctor told him he was impotent.  And since he was impotent, he wanted to look impotent.