How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turk the bastey

Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer

Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 14: Turk the carvey

Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

Oh my God that's soooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Ponder the meat thermometer.....

The mind of an drunk....I'm stealing this one. Hilarious!

I'm stealing this one. Hilarious!

You won't be the first, LOL.

That is hysterical. Oh, and I am sad to say I have pondered the meat thermometer before. As well as a few other things in the kitchen while in a state similar to that. How I lived through those two years of college I will never know.

I took that guy to the ER last night for detox. I didn't see any thermometer, just that little red button..