Fishin-Psyantist

Just blame it on the baitmonkey and be done with it.

Depending on how many service calls I have to do. (Im a Ricoh copier tech) and how many church activities are happening, once a day to 7 times a day.

I received a free gift from Harris Poll, an MP3 player. When the box arrived it looked kind of rough. When I opened it, the package had been melted open by a cigarette lighter and the mp3 player gone. They sent me another one though.

Ive used Windows Defender and Spybot Search and Destroy by safer networking. Spybot Search and Destroy gets my vote. http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

I have a mother inlaw that falls for stuff like that every time :

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... See what you get for five bucks!?"

I like to catch my tom cat on zoom flukes in the back yard. Hook point removed of course. He puts up a pretty good fight.

People day dreaming at the GREEN LIGHT

Had the same thing happen here in Ardmore {Southern Okla} about 5 years ago. I was out of power for a week here in town, some in the country were out for a month. The OG&E maintenance yard here {the electric company} had to have the local police department come out to provide secutity for the place because many ticked off people were causing problems there. You could look out across a field and see the power poles broke over as far as you could see. The water treatment plant lost power for about 4 days and the whole town was out of water, what a mess. Walmart did not loose power though. Needless to say there was not a single battery in the store for several days. Not even a cheap remote control with the batteries included, or a Ken and Barbie flashlight. We missed out on it this time. I just got all my ham radio antennas back up and working properly again so Im waiting for mother nature to take them back down,,, somehow.

;D ;D I have not laughed so hard in a good while. Thanks! ;D ;D

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What books do you recommend for educating anglers. With winter time being here now it seems like a good opportunity to do some educational and informative reading. Currently reading Knowing Bass.

I dont know why it is, but it seems to me like a catfish fin through the skin is the most painfull of any fish I have experienced. It just down right HURTS.

UGGGHHH !! WHoose Yo DADDY????

It might be another one of there ploys to wiggle their way out of an expensive warranty issue too. Probably not though but I wouldnt be surprised. I set this ringtone to the numbers of the people I dont like to talk to. "Id like to shoot you in the a** with a BB gun, lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what Id done, Put a blood blister upon each bun, Id like to shoot you in the a** with a BB gun." I dont like musical ringtones much either but I could not resist this one.

Ive had treble hooks in two of my fingers over a lifetime. In both instances I was trying to remove a lure from the fishes mouth when all of the sudden he starts jerkin and flapin like crazy before i can get my hand out of the way. "Ahh, I dont need them needle nose pliers, he's not hooked that good" will get you hooked every time.

So sorry to hear about your loss. Judement day is coming but some people are not too worried about it apparently. The police department in my town dont get exited about much either. Someone tried to take the air conditioner out of my bedroom window one night. It was running, and I was sleeping inside using it!!! Its a really strange feeling to wake up to a noise to look and see your room AC wiggling around in the window sill. The police didnt seem too worried about catching the fools. I had to point out to them all the fingerprints everywhere and reluctantly they took a couple ,,,just to make me happy I guess. It took me weeks before I could ever get a good nights sleep again. Every little noise would wake me up, and that really SUCKED.

And I assummed this had already been done. Just didnt know what the product name was. If I were a Chemical Psyantist ;D I could invent an anglers repelent and maybe make enough to retire.

Just got this Tin of Plastics in today. EGhhh I guess its worth 9.99. Has about 12 senko look alikes in it, and there were a few others I might want to try. Think Ill pull the good stuff out and use the rest as a dirty santa gift for the company Christmas party this year. ;D ;D

I was just reading in the book Knowing Bass how bass detested the scent of DEET and other repelents that anglers may use to fight off mosquitos and such. The lures could stay contaminated for up to 90 minutes. Im assuming this is 90 minutes of actually using the lure. This may explain some of my fishless adventures! What the book has yet to mention is what products are recommended to take the place of such repelents, or what the work around for the problem is. Neat book so far, found it at my local library.

Well I just made my first purchase through BPS. Hope it turns out to be good experience.

You could move to Oklahoma or Texas. Sometimes the lakes here in southern Oklahoma freeze over but only the smaller lakes and very rarely, and then it will only last for a week or two. The Michelin tire plant here is hiring.

I have a 12 ft jon boat (well actually its 11' 9"). Im considering the same thing you are. I think Im going to put a 3\4 inch plywood floor in the boat and mount the 2 foot risers and the seat to that. The built in bench in the rear of the boat is too close to the rear IMO. Mounting a seat on the floorboard just in front of it will work well for me so when I swivel around to fish from the rear I have a nice foot rest and table. Im currently using a metal folding chair. The built in bench sits too low and gets very uncomfortable. It is suprisingly stable. Somewhere in the boating section of this website is a picture of an office chair with the wheels removed mounted to the floorboard.

Hey Wow!! Nice fish !!!! I see your from SW Oklahoma Check your PM box. Congratulations.

Grandma taught me how to fish as a small child then my Grandfather and Dad taught me later on and taught me quail and dove hunting as well. Never did any deer hunting. I was never a very good shot so the only way I could down a quail is if I scared him to death. ;D Funny thing my eye sight dramatically improved over the years to the point that the eyeglass restriction was removed from my drivers license. Now Im kind of curious how my shooting ability has improved or unimproved. Back to the subject,, Dad was responsible for teaching me lures and plastics, and trolling in the boat. He called it fatboy fishin.