After taking your advice, and spending all that money on a new outfit, and then listening to the suggestions as to what to say to the wife, I've come up with a solution that seems far better than diamond earrings!
What I thought I should say was that in order to justify the cost, I would have to go fishing at least 3 times a week for the next year. If I can average 10 lbs of fish per week that would be 520 lbs for the year, and at a mere $1.00 per lb, that would more than pay for the outfit. I also would say that if my average lbs weren't high enough, I might be forced to go fishing 4 or even 5 days a week; and that I would be willing to make that sacrifice for her.
Whatda ya think?