Raider Nation Fisher

The picture doesn't do it justice. The camera on my phone absolutely sucks. Anyway. Its a big ballin Chelsea FC lion. The greatest FC in all the world. I will hopefully get some better pictures of it up tomorrow.

I loved the Magilla Gorilla. My dad laughed his ass off when the package showed up at his house today. Shall I post pics of the goodies I received? Or should I leave them guessing?

I cheated opening the box. I usedmy splicer knife and went in from the end. I'm still attempting to get the box open the proper way. After 45minutes I gave up for the night. I have never seen a box armored like this one.

What is your fascination with putting stuff in your mouth that don't belong there? I bet you would be a big hit with some convicts I know.

You are more than welcome to.

So much for rhyming. Huh?

The Gassy Fisherman Here I sit broken hearted. Came to fish but only farted. Finally I caught a few bass. Ripping a crankbait through the grass. An hour later I decided I would head on in. My stomach was gurgling and I didn't dare break wind again. Reached the launch and trailered my boat. Then i loaded my rods and my lure filled tote. While driving home I decided to take a chance. I thought it was a fart, but I crapped my pants. ©Raider Nation Fisher 2014

Well said sir. Well said.

Well I just threw up a little in my mouth, when I read that. Completely uncalled for sir.

That's just you. I would be so d**n naughty. Best behavior nothing.

Naw you ain't. Come on down to the Heart of Dixie. You are more than welcome here. Life's to short to hate where you are. I promise you will like it better here. Hell I'll even help you find a place to live.

Preach on Homie!! I would give you 10 likes if I could.

I'm the same way right now. My jumping abilities greatly deminished when I hit 30. Then again being 6'2" and 318lbs ain't helping any. Maybe once I get back down to 260 my abilities will return.

I can jump. Its quite funny sometimes too.

Separation of race is not illegal. As long as it is equal and everyone agrees with it. Just ask Governor Wallace. "Segregation Today! Segregation Tomorrow! Segregation Forever!" Or something like that. Let the man that wants his segregated league get it. When it bankrupts him, maybe he will see that cooperation amongst the races is a good thing. I mean even the Black Panthers and the Neo Nazis have figured this out. And they make these two seem like preschoolers. I can post the picture of Farrakhan and Tom Metzger shaking hands if y'all want.

Just remember The Raider Nation motto. "You beat us on the field. We beat you in the parking lot." I really wish I could attend that game. Besides y'all can't hang with our 90 quarterbacks.

I will try.

Oh My God! Its all freaking knotty looking!! That is so foul!

Nope. I'm rocking jock straps. Look at all the moon craters on that thing. Then some kinda weird raised up haggard growth funk thing to the left! Ewwwwww. What is that!?!

I like. I believe you rank as my number 3 fan. I rank number 1 as my own greatest fan. Then my son ranks #2. However you rank 1 as non family fan. If I had room on my truck windows, I would so rock that. I may have to remove the massive bone collector sticker. Hmmmmmm.

Well then. I will send you the ones from the box for 50 dollars.

They also have lots of openings for electricians over there. Which is part of the reason I'm trying to learn German.

Mercedes pays VERY well. I will say. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was at Mercedes. A German engineer was trying to communicate with a Salvadorian line worker. Both were speaking extremely broken English and neither could quite figure out what the other was trying to say. It went on for a good thirty minutes.

Gorilla tape. Or silicon it to the bed. No holes, and it peels right off when you remove it.

I love sitting on my porch watching the storms blow in. Nice gusty wind. Beautiful lightening. Its quite relaxing. Rain falling. Falling much much harder now. Still its quite zen like.