Raider Nation Fisher

ROFL!! :D

Hurtful. I fish. According to my wife I'm just not good at it.

Very well could be the case. Probably is the case.

Ouch. Combination of the two.

She ain't either. She wakes up for the 30 minutes that I'm getting ready for work. Then she goes back to sleep.

You ain't kidding.

Continuing on. I may have told her I was rotten fisherman, but she was a rotten knitter. Also told her I needed 20 thousand to buy a worm farm. So I could fish like she does. Before anyone passes judgment. This conversation took place at 4AM. She also wasn't being hateful. She just has issue with my excessively large lure collection. Its something we joke about quite frequently.

I have been emotionally scarred this morning. Words can cut deeper than anything else. My loving pregnant wife was upset over my recent lure purchase. She told me and I quote. "You are the worlds worst fisherman. Why do you need more lures?" Sniffle sniffle . That was totally uncalled for. Just cause I screw around when she accompanies me while fishing. Don't mean I don't know what I'm doing. Doesn't help either that 9 times out of 10 we are sitting on her grandads dock when I'm fishing around her.

Couple of them. Blue bandanna that I've had for 13 years now. My green Tilly. My urban camo and woodland camo boonie hats. Buff rag when winter fishing. All of them are equally lucky.

Bred. My phones keyboard hates me.

I ain't that stupid. All I need is for someone to stumble across that. Use your imagination. Picture a hippo that bread with a wildebeest.

Never been to a casino. Gambling is immoral and sinful. At least that's what all the Baptist in my state claim.they also claim it leads to opiate abuse and prostitution. Truly though I just have bad luck. Except on 1 dollar scratch tickets.

Sister in law for sale. I'm tired of her and now excepting offers. She is 5ft tall and 5 ft round. Would probably make a good beach ball or pool float. Assuming you can get past the shrill whining and nagging. Has more health problems then a 90 year old hypochondriac. Least that's all I ever hear about. A sinus infection is the same as the rare Asiatic triple mosquito flu. Least I think that's the last thing she caught. I don't remember I wasn't really paying attention. Openly discusses female problems and other stuff I could really care less about. Maybe one of y'all would care more than myself. Cause I'm just a non caring ******* with a special place in hell reserved for me. Also really wants a child. Will not freaking shut up about it. After an hour of listening to her whine. I informed her I could make that a reality for her. She smacked me. I was just trying to be helpful. Honestly, I was just trying to shut her up so I could resume my fishing. Positive attributes. She can cook like a freaking champ. That's pretty much all I can think of. Possible uses. Beach ball or pool float. Dolphin call.(Her voice reaches pitches that only a dolphin could appreciate). Stick her on the front of a truck and you can smooth asphalt. Scare crow. Rare and made up disease encyclopedia. Actual encyclopedia.(She knows every d**n thing. Just ask her.) I'll start the bidding at some used bubble gum and a twig. I don't want to get my hopes up that I'm gonna get rich off this.

Killjoy!

Could be inhaling fly ash every day. Fly ash is the by products from coal burning that are filtered out before the smoke is allowed to leave the stacks. Its filled with all kinds of great things. Organic arsenic, lead, mercury, and other fun stuff. Its the reason most boiler makers don't live too long.

Stone and oil or stone and water. For my pocket knives and sheath knives. For my 2 splicer knives. One is stone and oil sharpened. The other I use either a brick or a file. That freaking thing will go through cable insulation like its butter. It will cut through a glove and skin too.

A little heat trace goes a long way.

Well played sir. I don't know if the gorilla swings that way though.

Cause then all the NASCAR fans would have something to talk about other than how to make a left hand turn correctly. Plus society as a whole can't mind their own d**n business.

Nope. However, I know someone who does. Besides, I live in Alabama. People down here know about NASCAR news before it even happens.

EMT nothing. I run Rigid. Aluminum Rigid as of now. I've ran copper and stainless tubing. Part of doing instrumentation. Thank ya very much. Which I might add is electrician work. Not pipe fitter work.

I thought he came out like 10 years ago. Am I missing something?

ROFLMAO!!

Probably plaque built up in the lines. Assuming they are copper lines. Could be build up in the brass body where the valves connect too.

We decided to grow our own cotton this year in order to make our own clothes with. Well, the dang stuff doesn't yield enough for a bandanna. You see I live in an apartment. So my cotton plant is an indoor outdoor plant. Maybe that affected the results. The polyester plants never came in. (Least that's what the salesman told me they were). I think I may have been hood winked. Same with the silk plants. All we got were a bunch of worms that made cocoons. Very disheartening.