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Come on and tell the whole story. ;D

Welcome aboard Bassin.

Welcome to BR Jerry, I'm just betting we can learn a lot from you. :

Welcome to BR.

Welcome aboard Jimbo.

Only sending this to friends who speak impeccable English! Proper Grammar Like LM On my 56th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." I was very eager to see if it worked so I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition! ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!! ;D

Every where you look some one has a dam cellphone stuck to their ear.

I had to have mine replaced with Titanium plates. My arm would hurt from the elbow to my risk and that's what it was. It was a very good surgery and once the surgery was over I had no more pain. The worst thing about the surgery is having to wear the neck brace for like two months.

Chug - Bug

Mabe we should get together and buy them out. There has to be a market and money in it. But you would have to expand into different areas to help support the business. Ok I have ten dollars anybody else.

What the heck is a Green Bag ?

I'm with Sam on this. It's somebody that you know. :

Thought y'all should read this in case you're thinking of installing an electric fence! We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, drove 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 gigavolt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. Time stood still. The first thing I notice is my balls trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the POS lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot poop and pee at the same time.. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back . It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand. At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences... but Dad always had those POS chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the perm-a-damp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. 'd**n!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop & pee, and with my balls on my chest I think 'Oh God please die...pleeeeze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot. So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day... he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire...I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot were the wire had layed while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things. 1- Three of my teeth seem to have melted. 2- I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3- Poop & pee when mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4- My left eye will not open. 5- My right eye will not close. 6- The lawnmower runs like a spotted ass ape now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7- My balls are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long 8- I can turn on the TV in the gameroom by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this) That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

I've been buying Bandits since before time. Some of the colors they have came from me ( Hint Old Light ) that color in the 200 has really helped my bank account over the years. I can not remember ever buying a Bandit ( 100 - 200 - 300 ) that didn't catch fish.

I was told that they were having Turtle stew Saturday night snack. ;D

Yes they do.

There is nothing wrong with God, I talked to him this morning and he said he thought Kevin was going to do better than he did. :

Perfect candidate for a Taser. ;D

http://videos.komando.com/2009/01/06/fastest-shot-in-the-world/ I believe Clint can take him. :

At the site daviscw posted. I thought it was free also until I tryed to get rid of the 360 virus. It then directed me to the page where you had to pay. It did what Trend Micro and Ad-Ware couldn't. Trend Micro is 70.00 bucks a year. :

It was a pick your Wal-Mart greeter ;D You want me to send it to you? It was beautiful and only cost 29.95. I have paid 4.95 a minute. ;D

Wow 500# is a lot of weight but not bad with four of you lifting. ;D Just joking that was impressive, way to go.

What were you doing in NC? I thought you stayed in NOR CAL :

Dad gum bunch of wimps if I couldn't do no better than that I wouldn't even try. I use to do 165 with one hand.

Thanks guys that took care of it for $29.95 Now I wonder why Trend Micro didn't catch it? I also have Ad - Ware and it didn't do a good job either. A friend sent me a e-mail with so boobs on it and that's where it came from. I just blocked his ass from sending me e-mails. In fact I might just send him a bill for 29.95