Eric, if that's your wife, YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THAT!

Well, it wasn't long ago that I had a spongebob hanging from my rear view mirror.

I still labor under the illusion that I'm 25. I'm almost twice that. : (

Eric, if that's your wife, YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THAT!

NEVER TOO OLD ! ! ! (while I'm alive that is)

I actually think I saw this woman walking down the streen in Moscow one day, it's hard to forget a purse like that.

Farting and giggling like I'm 12

Giving people upper deckers at parties

Putting Rubber snakes in the storage compartments of my buddies boats at the ramp while they park the truck

Shaking up a soda can before handing it to my son

Turning on everything in my wifes car (wipers, turn signal, radio volume, fan, etc.) before she leaves for work in the morning

Sneaking into the bathroom while my son is in the shower and pouring ice water over the top of the shower curtain and running

Staying in a hotel and replacing the morning paper outside someones room with one from 6 months ago and then laughing at myself thinking about their reaction....

Yeah, I'm 38...

Dude, you sound exactly like my dad haha