So I got to work security for a local music festival this weekend. It was definitely a unique experience. I didn't know there were so many possible ways to sneak alcohol into a event. Heck working the gate wasnt too bad. It was boring but easy. Now working the barricade in front of the stage that was an adventure. Yesterday I had a drunk girl grab me by the shirt collar to ask me a question. I answered her question. Then she full on slurped the side of my face. I was honestly speechless when she did that. I figured hey if that's the most interesting thing to happen cool. Nope, I was wrong. I ripped my pants open dragging a drunk over the barricade. Well, every time I had to get on the barricade there after my lower body was I level with the crowd. I have never had more hands shoved into my pants then I did tonight. I feel so violated. Least it wasn't any dudes doing it to me.

Sounds like a good time.

You must have turned on the girls.

Glad you did not have to punch out anyone.

Post pics next time.

Who was playing?

The ones I worked the barricades for were, The Cult and Janes Addiction on Friday night. Last night it was Snoop and then Wiz Khalifa or something like that. The only other band I knew was Mega Deth, but I was working a gate when they played. It was an awesome time.

Sounds like a good time.

You must have turned on the girls.

Glad you did not have to punch out anyone.

Post pics next time.

It was an awesome experience. I will definitely get pictures from the next show I get to work.

Memphis in May?

Crawfish boil in bham.

If I knew it was that easy to get a handy I'd walk around with my drawers open all the time

If I knew it was that easy to get a handy I'd walk around with my drawers open all the time

Muscle up, shave your head, and walk around in front of a bunch of drunk women for five plus hours. It is definitely that easy. Especially when your goods are starring them in the face every time you climb on a barricade.