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  • BassResource.com Administrator

Recently a 13- year- old girl gained support from celebrity TV chefs when she petitioned toy- maker Hasbro to create a 'gender- neutral' Easy- Bake Oven. After meeting with the girl, Hasbro announced on Monday that they will, in fact, make black and silver versions to appeal to both boys and girls. Now, the girl's parents can always brag that their daughter is responsible for the new toy your son is embarrassed to own.

Meanwhile, since being posted to YouTube, over 3 million people have watched the video of a golden eagle swooping down and snatching a baby in a park. Turns out that the video was a hoax created by 3 Canadian animation students. That's a shame too because the kid in the video would have had a heckuva story to tell.

And also as of this week, parents of a local high school student can tell the story about that time their kid managed to have an entire school evacuated because of what was initially reported as a homemade bomb. Turns out it was a firework, but why let the truth get in the way of a juicy headline? Whatever the case, the kid is in trouble and you can bet that his parents will be sharing that story until his dying day.

Today we wanted YOU TO FILL- IN- THE- BLANK: my parents always tell the story growing up when ________ happened to me.

  • Super User

When I was suspended from high school for playing with an airsoft gun in the parking lot with my friends. This was back when airsoft guns had first come out. We were shooting eachother with it after football practice. A concerned freshmans parent sitting fifteen feet from us. Called in this order. The news, the police, and then the school. The police report was hysterical. It stated, there are four football players running around in the parking lot shooting a gun at eachother. They keep swapping it between themselves and shooting eachother. I dont know if the gun is real or not, but they ARE shooting each other with it. I cant hear it discharging, but they are right by my car shooting eachother. Myself and two other starters were suspended for 2 weeks. Originally they were going to put us in alternative school until the playoffs and bring us back then. However when mine and the other parents threatened to lawyer up. The school board changed their mind REAL fast. This was back in 2001.

The other one was when I was four. My moms old school friend came buy the house to visit. While they were visiting I got into a can of oil based paint and a paint brush. I apparently painted two sides of her friends parents1 month old white Lincoln black.

  • Super User

The other one was when I was four. My moms old school friend came buy the house to visit. While they were visiting I got into a can of oil based paint and a paint brush. I apparently painted two sides of her friends parents1 month old white Lincoln black.

OMG, that is down right hilarious. We've never met, but I swear you're not of this world, hahaha.

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