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Nothing senior about brain farts, seems like every week there's a kids forgetting to give me my change at a register

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I try hard to remember but the process never starts. So true.

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I'm glad I don't have to worry about those types of problems.  Uh, what were those problems again?

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Long Mike, did you hear the one about the two elderly couples that were having dinner at one of their homes when after dinner the two women went into the kitchen to clean up and the two guys went to the den.

The first guy asks the second guy if he has been to any movies lately.

The second guy says yes so the first guy asks what was the name of the move.

The second guy thinks and asks the first guy "what is the name of that flower that is red and has thorns on its stems?"

The first guy replies, "do you mean a rose?"

"Yes" says the second guy who then yells at the kitchen, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that movie we saw?"

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Thanx Tom !!!!!

 

That was great !!!!

 

Nothing senior about brain farts, seems like every week there's a kids forgetting to give me my change at a register

 

Your right, they also forget their chores a lot it seems as well. 

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Nothing senior about brain farts, seems like every week there's a kids forgetting to give me my change at a register

It's because only old people use cash anymore :)

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It's because only old people use cash anymore :)

It's because only old people have cash.

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It's because only old people have cash.

 

I saw that one coming a mile away . . . .

 

A-Jay

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It's because only old people have cash.

or to be more specific it is because old people are the only ones who walk into a bank or use an ATM :)  us young whippersnappers use this new fangled thing called a debit card instead :blob9:

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I hate it when old ladies whip out their checkbook and decide to pay for one item less then five dollars, at which she signs over the paper to the cashier who calls the manager over since she never seen one before, when the manager whistles the pony express to carry out the payment over to the nearest bank for legal tender for sufficient funds. At least that how I feel how long it takes

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Nothing against people who need to use food stamps and other product as such, but I feel your pain Tom, especially when it's the only line,

 

I wish they had a dedicated line for those things sometimes, at least in the major store chains like Wal-Mart.

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