Skip to content

Senior Moments

Featured Replies

  • Super User

Nothing senior about brain farts, seems like every week there's a kids forgetting to give me my change at a register

I try hard to remember but the process never starts. So true.

  • Super User

I'm glad I don't have to worry about those types of problems.  Uh, what were those problems again?

  • Super User

Long Mike, did you hear the one about the two elderly couples that were having dinner at one of their homes when after dinner the two women went into the kitchen to clean up and the two guys went to the den.

The first guy asks the second guy if he has been to any movies lately.

The second guy says yes so the first guy asks what was the name of the move.

The second guy thinks and asks the first guy "what is the name of that flower that is red and has thorns on its stems?"

The first guy replies, "do you mean a rose?"

"Yes" says the second guy who then yells at the kitchen, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that movie we saw?"

  • Super User

LMAO!  Good one Sam!

  • Super User

Thanx Tom !!!!!

 

That was great !!!!

 

Nothing senior about brain farts, seems like every week there's a kids forgetting to give me my change at a register

 

Your right, they also forget their chores a lot it seems as well. 

  • Super User
Nothing senior about brain farts, seems like every week there's a kids forgetting to give me my change at a register

It's because only old people use cash anymore :)

  • Super User
It's because only old people use cash anymore :)

It's because only old people have cash.

  • Super User
It's because only old people have cash.

 

I saw that one coming a mile away . . . .

 

A-Jay

  • Super User
It's because only old people have cash.

or to be more specific it is because old people are the only ones who walk into a bank or use an ATM :)  us young whippersnappers use this new fangled thing called a debit card instead :blob9:

  • Super User

I hate it when old ladies whip out their checkbook and decide to pay for one item less then five dollars, at which she signs over the paper to the cashier who calls the manager over since she never seen one before, when the manager whistles the pony express to carry out the payment over to the nearest bank for legal tender for sufficient funds. At least that how I feel how long it takes

  • Super User

Nothing against people who need to use food stamps and other product as such, but I feel your pain Tom, especially when it's the only line,

 

I wish they had a dedicated line for those things sometimes, at least in the major store chains like Wal-Mart.

  • Super User

It would be a miracle if Walmart even opened more than two lanes on a Friday night

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.