Lets see.

A supposed friend laced a fat sack of refer myself and another friend had acquired with crack. We got him back REAL good when we got back in town. Im not going into details.

When I was in college my room mate gave me a sweet tart covered in lsd. I was quite drunk at the time and had the worst 12 hours or however long that stuff lasted of my life because of that. He got his head shaved and I painted him orange with surveyors spray paint when he was passed out.

It took him three weeks to get the spray paint off.

Ill post some more as I think of them.

Did we go to the same college?

Bleach and vinegar, two separate occasions. Thought the bleach was water and the vinegar apple juice.

My sister gave me a dog treat that looked like beef jerky.

My brother and I purposely ingested some pot when we were teenagers. I handed him a milk bone and told him it was an ASPCA edition ritz cracker. he liked it until I told him what it was. I laughed for a solid 20 minutes lol.

falafel is not bull nuts.

I don't know why, but I was busting up laughing for at least 5 minutes after reading this. I did the research soon after eating it for the first time, and I'm well aware what falafel is now. First time I tasted it though I liked it and didn't care much if it was bull testicles. 

 

BTW, still haven't tried Rocky Mountain Oysters... I just might if offered one day.

I don't know why, but I was busting up laughing for at least 5 minutes after reading this. I did the research soon after eating it for the first time, and I'm well aware what falafel is now. First time I tasted it though I liked it and didn't care much if it was bull testicles. 

 

BTW, still haven't tried Rocky Mountain Oysters... I just might if offered one day.

There actually a restaurant in Colorado that serves all kinds of animal testicles during their annual "nut run" or something similar to that title.....

 

Edit: I saw it on Andrew Zimmerman.

Rockey Mountain oysters. . . never again. . .

 

Worked at a local grocery store in high school on the stock crew. We had this giant dbag that worked with us. We had the brilliant idea to put the lemon flavored mag citrate (laxitive) into his 44 oz cup of lemonade. We then decided to remove all of the toilet paper from all of the mens restrooms, and what we couldn't remove we soaked with water. Needless to say once he figured out what happened he left. The overnight supervisor, though unpleased with our tactics, had a good laugh with us.