The title says it all, guys.  I wrote this old-English sonnet in my creative writing class and I'm quite proud of it.  If you would, read it and tell me what you think, and you can say anything.  Heck, maybe even throw down a poem you wrote and I'll check it out.  

 

Winter's Grace

 

Then let not Winter's cleansing purity

Pass me by without leaving a true trace.

Bestow onto me a found surety,

And cleanse me from all those who I disgraced.

 

Winter, wherefore dost thou leave me without

Saying goodbye?  Come hither and dost not

Leave me.  Winter, ho! doth thee make me doubt

Thy powers?  Hath thou left me with no wrought?

 

Anon, doth not flee from me, I pray thee.

Hie to me ere summer, for I need thine

Cleansing powers ere I retrieve thy key. 

Hence Death, I need Winter ere my decline.

 

For I know thoust hath not left me, nor will.

Thine powers saved me, and my spirit filled.

Thou dost liketh ye sonnet.

It maketh me not wantith to vomit.

It all doth rhyme.

It stays true to its time.

For this thou liketh this sonnet.

Man, I don't know which one is worse.

Raider we need to get you smashed and show you off to the fine people of walmart.

Raider we need to get you smashed and show you off to the fine people of walmart.

We might want to have animal control on hands first. Have you ever see a drunk gorilla?

Now this is up my alley , drunk gorilla at the bowling alley.

This is how the night would go down.

 

When we start the night.

 

Raider after about 6 beers.

Raider after 12 beers

Raider after 15 beers.

Raider after 20 beers.

Raider before bar close.

Raider after bar close.

 

Raider am I missing any thing.

Him peeing on a plastic office plant.

Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore". Please no more "nevermore"

This is how the night would go down.

 

When we start the night.

 

Raider after about 6 beers.

Raider after 12 beers

Raider after 15 beers.

Raider after 20 beers.

Raider before bar close.

Raider after bar close.

 

Raider am I missing any thing.

That looks pretty spot on. Especially the 15 beers part.

Him peeing on a plastic office plant.

I'm not to proud to admit to having done that. More than once actually.

For people in the literary societies and college English professors your sonnet is beautiful.

 

For us bubbas it is awful.

 

Nice work. You did good.

 

Now go out and do something beneficial for society - go out and do some fishing!

He should write a poem about raider peeing on an office plant "  i'll buy that for a dollar . "