You got the flowered dress and cigarette part right..

Well Homer Simpson did it.

I would call him a attention *****. As for the lying part. No way he could make up even half of his adventures. Hollywood is not even that good. Just look at the last decade of tv and movies. As a example.

Truth is stranger than fiction

So, "Raider of Loxley", all this banter and still no pics...

I think I'm going with the sizing up that .Ghoti laid on ya.

85 years is a lot of time to develop a colorful imagination.

So I have hired a private detective and after some brilliant detective work, here's some pics he has taken of "Raider" for me...

You are so busted!

She's the one sitting on the Harley.

sounds good to me, bro. Lets raise some H