I just posted in the boating section about a lesson I learned. Here's another one i learned. Don't check out the pretty ladies to long.

I got some takeout the other night. As I was leaving and walking to my car I see three attractive ladies walking down the street. I'm checking them out and In the process trip over my own two feet and fall flat on the ground right in front of them. They start to yell omg are you alright. Yea I say just a little embarrassed. They ask if I'm sure. Oh yea I say do it all the time as I walk briskly to my truck. Gashed my knuckle pretty good and my pride was hurt but the bbq was ok. Be careful out there fellas lol.

Never try to walk & chew bubblegum when looking at pretty women, the outcome is never good.

I have seen people walk in to walls, poles, and other people. When checking out woman.

I have seen people walk in to walls, poles, and other people. When checking out woman.

It's kinda funny and kind of not but my buddy was checking someone out jogging and rear ended someone. He was promptly let go from that driving job.

I feel your pain brother. I have ran into and injured myself more times from looking at women. One in particular comes to mind.

Girl went jogging by when I was down in auburn. Her chest was massive. I rode my bicycle into a tree and landed in a bunch of holly bushes, watching her go by. I would have said I jumped up and played it off. However, I was covered in spikey leaves and my foot was trapped in the spokes of my bicycle. A month later I ended up getting a date with the girl.

It's kinda funny and kind of not but my buddy was checking someone out jogging and rear ended someone. He was promptly let go from that driving job.

See it could be worst. You should see the machine shop at school, or work when a woman walks through. I bet it looks some thing like this.

Get up

Drop Trow

Ask them if it looks like it hurts

Commence best day ever

If you call getting a free ride in a cop car. Then having to be a sex offender a good day. I would hate to see your bad day.

You should have stayed on the ground longer and faked an injury or loss of breath. Chances are one of them was a nurse or CPR certified.

If you call getting a free ride in a cop car. Then having to be a sex offender a good day. I would hate to see your bad day.

Most likely going to a raider game

Most likely going to a raider game

Don't troll me.

i'm just glad to hear the bbq was ok....