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Two snakes crawling through the woods.

 

First snake says:...are we poisonous?

Second snake:....I don't know. Why, what difference does it make?

First snake:....I need to know. I just bit my tongue.

 

Hootie

 

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    Ha Ha!

     

    ~Kevin

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    My 4 year old niece loves jokes like this, I'm sure she'll like it when I see her next. 

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    Amazingly simple  but very funny.

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    Love it! Reminds me of some of my Mom's (RIP) jokes.

     

    Q: "Where does a sheep go to get its hair cut?"

     

    A: "At the baaah baaah shop"....

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