For those of you you haven't seen it yet, the Mark Zona show this week featured Chris Lane & Zona fishing on Guntersville.  They had some fun with Chris and a few malaprops that he said, such as recalling that his dad used to call him a "Bull in a china cabinet" and commenting about something happening "in all 52 states".  It was pretty funny, especially Zona's reaction.

 

I especially liked it because my wife is a master of these kind of statements.  She used to feel dumb doing it, but I convinced her that a stupid person would not know enough to be able to confuse or combine two different statements.  One has to know that china is kept in a special cabinet in order to use that word instead of "china shop".  I believe when someone says something about the 52 states, they tend to be card players, used to dealing with 52 cards in a deck and then just inadvertently switching the number when talking about our country.

 

Here are some of my wife's best - 

• "He was in that movie where the kid says he hears deaf people";
• "Getzlaf shot the puck right thru the goalies piehole";
• "Danger Will Rogers!!";
• "While on the freeway, I had two trucks hemlock me in";
• "My mom struggles with new electronical devices".

Don't forget "loons can't fly" said Chris Lane