YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING, RIGHT

I think we stepped too far, give us tips on how to select the bass boat, you are well qualified for that.

First of all, power trim is a MUST.  When you hit full throttle with it trimmed up, you draw less water.  The nice sky view doesn't hurt.  

Secondly, the foot controlled TM is real handy.  Right turns just improve the "eratic" type of fishing many pros are starting to use.

Lastly.  Make sure the daggum fishing seats are loose.  It will make you want to drive a rapala into your leg when you can't get them off.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well at least I helped one guy around here

The key to this situation is to keep the Mook from behind the console while explaining the left side is for Mooks  

Even a mook can learn though,....had somebody actually taught these guys, things would have been much better yet nowhere near as funny,lol.

So you're telling me Mooks are capable if learning?  

So you're telling me Mooks are capable if learning?

Miracles can happen ya know, not oftenly but they can happen. Don 't put all your faith in it and you won 't get disapointed.  

Hey Italian Mooks and Boats go way back. Cristobol Columbus was messing around with the queen of Spain so ol Ferdie boy (King Of Spain) gave him some loot, a crew and 3 small boats to get rid of him. That Mook winds up in the wrong place, he thought he was in The West Indies and they make a hero outta him HOW ITALIAN IS THAT! Now they have a big parade for him every fall iin NYC so every Mook has their day ;D

That 's exactly the point Muddy, mooks always end up in the wrong place.  

In Muddy's defense, I fished with him for an entire afternoon on my piece-of-crap boat from, you guessed it, Rickey's Boat Rental.  I put him on the trolling motor the whole time and he handled it like a pro.  That is proof positive that Mooks can learn.  Attaboy Dominick!