Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff:

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Cooter, Pete and KC.

As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, d**n, someone should go and tell his wife."

KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Cooter's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

LOL   Funny Stuff.

Hey, Muddy Man, do you want to go on a canoe trip here in the Ozarks on a white water river? There is free music (battling banjos) but you can provide the entertainment. Oh and you may meet some reel Red Necks along the way. Dogpatch and Evening Shade are a short drive but I would suggest not going to Dogpatch around Sadie Hawkens Day.

PS I just saw "Deliverance" again. You pickin on all the cousins and such, reminded me.

lol. funny ;D ;D

When i lived in New Orleans I met more rednecks i would want to call friend than not. Still cant help jabbin em every now and then

That is classic.  I'll have to share it with my buddies that fit the description  ;D