These are the TOP TEN THINGS YOU HATE TO HEAR COME OUT OF YOUR FISHING PARTNERS MOUTH:

10. Isn't that the cooler on the dock back there?

09. Hey does coffee hurt the rugs in the boat?

08. I don't like cigar smoke

07. Oh is that your hat on my rig!

06. Your taller than me you should get the back of the boat!

05. yea I packed lunch; Tofu and yougurt soup, the wife made it!

04. Licence Office?, I didn't think you needed a licence for this lake!

03. I took the PFD's out and left them in the car so I had someplace to put my jacket!

02. What other Gas Can?

01. I thought you put the drain plug in!!!!!!!!

01. I thought you put the drain plug in!!!!!!!!

LOL been there several times.... LOL

once we thought the drain plug was out, but it was really a leek in the boat. We all started blaming eachother for whose falt the leek was  ;D

#11  I thought you unhooked the transom strap from the trailer.

Hey Fishbear did you every see that Bill Dance vid where they lauched the boat with the trailer still attached

My 5 year old grandson Are farts runny?  :-[

Hey Fishbear did you every see that Bill Dance vid where they lauched the boat with the trailer still attached

Muddy, I sure did, and actually  :-[ have been "involved" in a situation like that,,, can not release details, the other person threatened to fillet me alive if I told.....

I saw something similar to the Bill Dance thing only the guy backed down the ramp got out of his truck and unhitched the trailer from the truck launching the trailer and all. I couldn't figure out what the hell this guy was doing , then when I realized I couldn't stop laughing.

Harshman

If you spend enough time at the boat ramp you can write a book.

Falcon

I can write a book about me on a boat ramp I gave up and keep the boat at the lake year round. Got tired of every time I pulled up with the trailer whole families would break out chairs and popcorn , like they were at the movies

-whats for lunch

-can i drive the boat

-lets see if theres some fish over there

i hate when my partner tells me what and how to do stuff lol

Guess I would need a fishing partner to be annoyed.....on second thought I don't need a witness to some of my bonehead moves. ;D

Maltese Falcon,

You are so right. I swear, if I would set up video cameras where I launch in the summer I might just have some best sellers on my hands.

Ive seen it all at the boat ramp..........my dad has a house boat at Okee-tanite  Marina in Okeechobee and we spend about about 36 days there a year......and on a weekend you normally see about 400 boats launch and load......iiiiiits amazing what some people do. ;D

Hey Fishbear did you every see that Bill Dance vid where they lauched the boat with the trailer still attached

Those bill dance bloopers are all made up. You don't really take that seriously do you?

Come on, how does a trailer come unhooked from the ball and how do the safety chains magically come undone also?

All those bloopers are fake to sell a video.

Hey Cabela 10 WHO THE HAY CARES ITS FUNNY ;D

Yep, getting swarmed by hornets sounds like a good stunt to do.    They are funny.     I can't recall how many times I have hit a receiver hitch, and boy do they hurt.

Matt

Shutup and fish! Then to the non boater: Get in,set down and hold on ;D

I AM NOT GOING TO SAY WHO, BUT HIS INTITIALS ARE (m.e.) 8-) AND HE LEFT THE BACK STRAPS ON THE BOAT AND COULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHY HE (m.e.)

COULD NOT BACK THE BOAT INTO THE WATER.....GLAD NO ONE ELSE SAW IT....LOL.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HA HA HA HA