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okay. here comes a story.

yesterday i was putting an invisible fence collar on my dachsund and my chocolate lab puppy was getting very excited because she was going to get to go outside. the lab was licking and playing with the dachsund while i am fighting to get the collar on. next thing i know, im on the ground with the taste of blood in my mouth and my face numb. i went to the doctor and my nose is officially broken.

im pretty sure what happened was that the lab headbutted me and knocked me out. My dogs were planning it the whole time.

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ahahahah, that's pretty funny. Did the dachsund count you down for the count?? I'm just joking with you, sorry about your nose, but at least you know you have a good guard dog!

Ha ha!!  I have 2 Dachshunds, they are definitely smart.  There is no doubt in my mind that the Dachshund made the lab do it ;D

Jason

I WOULD HAVE KEPT THAT TO MY SELF.....DANG THAT IS FUNNY

Could be worse.....at least he didn't bite it off  

Seriously though I know that is painful.....hope its not too bad.

I know how you feel.  I have a rotwieller, black lab mix and he head butted me in the chin one night and just about knocked me out.  Great big bruise and lots of explaining of where the bruise came from.

Matt

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I am wondering if you have been puttin the 'Kibbles' on the in the bowl on a regular basis. Sounds like a revolt to me. ;)

Seriously, I hope your snoot heals up quick.

Ronnie

I've been "accidentally" head-butted by that gal in my avatar a few times. Fortunately, my head is harder. Get well, man. Now start working on your barroom brawl story. 8-)

My lab has a tendency to kill your hand at the dinner table.  She comes up and puts her head under the edge of the table.  When you pet the top of her said, she slams your hand up onto the bolt under the table.  And it hurts like crap.  And she thinks it is funny.  

The dachshunds are the most cunning dogs around.  We own two.  And, in my mind, we own 2 more than we should. I like big dogs (labs, retrievers, german shepards, hound dogs etc) They are a lot less trouble, and they are smart, but not too smart.

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