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> >A Florida senior citizen drove his brand  new Corvette convertible out

> >of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he  floored it to 80 mph,

> >enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he  had left.

> >"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal  even

> >more.

> >

> >Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol  behind him,

> >blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

> >

> >He floored it to  100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,

> >"What am I doing? I'm too  old for this," and pulled over to await the

> >Trooper's arrival.

> >

> >Pulling  in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked

> >at his watch and  said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is

> >Friday. If you can give me  a reason for speeding that I've never heard

> >before, I'll let you  go."

> >

> >The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off  with

> >a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her  back."

> >

> >"Have a good day, Sir," replied the

ahahahhahahah LOL thats a good one ;D

Muddy, ya got a million of them. Thats a funny one. ;D

LOL

Muddy... you are the best!!!   ;D

Muddy, you ought to be on the Stage.  There should be one arriving in your area in about thirty minutes.  Please get on it and Go West, Old Man, Go West!

If you don't. we will be forced to put up with you for an entire week at Fork  ;D

That was good Muddy.  I agree.  You need to take the show to a stage.  ;D

haha.