This is an open letter to my wife and any other woman who wishes to read it.

Ladies,

I am not responsible for what that woman was wearing.  Really, I have no control over her.  As a matter of fact, I doubt I had ever even even seen her before she walked by.  I've certainly never spoken to her.  So why do you insist on slugging me on the shoulder when we pass by in our van?  Did you hit me when I looked at that tree back there?  Did I deserve to be punished when I glanced at the children playing in the yard on the other side of the street?  No?  Then why, oh why must you hit me for looking at the nice lady in the sports bra and short shorts?  Please forgive me for her transgressions.  Next time I will only look at her once or twice.  Next time I will try not to give her several lingering glances while maintaining just enough focus to keep the vehicle on the road.  I know your concern for the safety of our children must have been the reason for your anger.  I forgive you.

Love,

Your Adoring Husband

P.S. next time please take the wheel so I dont have to distract my attentions!!

Really dark or mirrored sunglasses can help conceal some of this. Oh, and the ability to rotate your eyes like an iguanna (sp?) while looking straight ahead is helpful as well I would imagine.

;D

She can't drive? lol

I look and stare the same way when a nice bassboat goes by, or a nice sportscar, or when I'm passing a bassy looking lake.

What I don't understand is why it's so important for gals to get made up in order to just go to the store.  They can't just throw on an old T shirt and some crappy pants or shorts and go.  No, there has to be some amount of time spent on fixing ones self up.

Who are you fixing yourself up for? ME?  I could care less, we're going to the store.

Other woman?  What, are you a lesbian trying to attract the attention of other gals?

Other men?  Somehow I think most gals loved to be looked at which is why they make themselves up to begin with.  Why I'm socked in the arm when I look at other gals that are only doing what you're doing is beyond me.

I dunno Ceph.

Sounds to me like it was the drooling that ticked her off.

Ceph, your tongue hanging out the window like a Golden Retriever on a car ride didn't pi** her off did it?,lol. I don't look at woman wearing bikini tops and short-shorts myself, I think it is a disgrace. Man, I love summer time.

I tell my wife if God didn't want me to look he wouldn't have made them so good looking   ;D

Usually good for a couple of more smacks  

Reading all your guys post makes me glad iam single.

I look and stare the same way when a nice bassboat goes by, or a nice sportscar, or when I'm passing a bassy looking lake.

Oh, she mentioned that the other day as well. "Why do you always look at every boat for sale in someone's yard when we go by?  You already have a boat." It's just that I don't get hit for that

I look and stare the same way when a nice bassboat goes by, or a nice sportscar, or when I'm passing a bassy looking lake.

Oh, she mentioned that the other day as well.  "Why do you always look at every boat for sale in someone's yard when we go by?  You already have a boat."  It's just that I don't get hit for that

That's because you could always come back with "why do you always look at handbags and shoes when you've got ten of each"