I just got home from the Gastroenterology doctor  I told the doctor she could atleast kiss me afterwards.  She didn't laugh.....  

Look at it from the bright side ..... at least she didn 't recommend a second or third opinion.

So whos being violated here?

did she kiss you?

or got offended?

if she did that rocks man..kudos to you!

AAHHH! About that nurse, JERRY SPRINGER is trying to reach you for a SURPRISE on his show

Kinda reminds me of what I did to a poor girl in the restaurant. Me and my family went out to eat at a local restaurant. And we had a B-E-A-utiful waitress. My brother did the same to another girl, but anyway, when she came by and asked if we needed anything else (drinks, sauce, etc.) I said "Yeah, I'd like to have your number". Once she heard that, her face got all red, and she walked away smiling to herself with her hand over her face. ;D ;D ;D ;D I embarrassed that poor girl! ;D ;D ;D

She wasn't but maybe 3 years older than me. My parents got a good kick out of it and so did I. Needless to say I didn't get the number.... > :'( :'( :'( :-/

;D ;D ;D ;D

Kinda reminds me of what I did to a poor girl in the restaurant. Me and my family went out to eat at a local restaurant. And we had a B-E-A-utiful waitress. My brother did the same to another girl, but anyway, when she came by and asked if we needed anything else (drinks, sauce, etc.) I said "Yeah, I'd like to have your number". Once she heard that, her face got all red, and she walked away smiling to herself with her hand over her face. ;D ;D ;D ;D I embarrassed that poor girl! ;D ;D ;D

She wasn't but maybe 3 years older than me. My parents got a good kick out of it and so did I. Needless to say I didn't get the number.... > :'( :'( :'( :-/

;D ;D ;D ;D

Smooooothhhhh lol.....