Hey Fellas; A friend is getting married soon. I want to make a top ten list of the worse things you can say at a wedding. I will start it off with mine when I get 10 I am going to make a card to give him

MINE: Going up to the brides family and say "SHE DOESN'T LOOK PREGNANT"

why are wedding dresses white?    so they match the dishwasher and stove ;D

How about

"don't forget the little blue pill"

Is that shotgun loaded??  both barrels  

Muddy, if you're going to be the Best Man, my favorite is "If I'm the Best Man....why is she marrying HIM????"

"Why is he buying the cow when he is getting the milk for free"?

Kelley

Nice wedding dress. I had no idea the bride had so much hair on her back.

I see the groom bought a new pair of overalls for the occasion.

I heard her wedding dress was designed by Omar The Tent Maker.  Is that real canvass?

Thanks  MIKE YOU LEAD THE PACK RIGHT NOW LBH pm'd me , his answer would have to be deleted on here

When the invitation read that the reception will have multiple open bars, it never occured to me that it would be held in the city jail.

I could tell that the marriage was off to a rocky start when the  Preacher asked "Do you take Gladys to be your lawfully married wife" and he said "I dunno, let me ask my Mom."

NO fair mike,

Your waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead in this game.   is your material original or did you go to the Hennie Youngman homepage.

Hysterical stuff by the way.

Here's my latest.

"The garter goes on HER leg stupid"

Nice one Avid, but I've got one more and then I'm off the bed.

Why do their wedding rings look like hose clamps?

Good Night  ;D

Hey, here's one all us guys would have nightmares forever if we heard it on our wedding night.

"honey can tell your mother to stop snoring?"

Hey, here's one all us guys would have nightmares forever if we heard it on our wedding night.

"honey can tell your mother to stop snoring?"

Here is a wedding question

IN NEW JERSEY, WHY IS IT CUSTOMARY TO KEEP AN OPEN CAN OF TUNAFISH ON THE ALTAR?

answer: KEEPS THE FLIES OFF THE BRIDE :o        

Here is a wedding question

IN NEW JERSEY, WHY IS IT CUSTOMARY TO KEEP AN OPEN CAN OF TUNAFISH ON THE ALTAR?

answer: KEEPS THE FLIES OFF THE BRIDE :o        

Now that's funny  ;D

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

 "She likes to eat crackers in bed"

                                  As Ever,

                                   skillet

I noticed that the bride was smiling while walking down the aisle.......guess she knows she gave her last _________!

You can fill in the blank!!