Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs. "How long will it take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years" my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again!  

Can't wait for the chance to try that joke out.

That would definitely put you in the doghouse.

Posted by: senile1 Posted on: Today at 9:01am

That would definitely put you in the doghouse.  

If that was all that happened, I would consider yourself a lucky man.