>> Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

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>> 1. A day without sunshine is like night.

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>> 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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>> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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>> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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>> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

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>> 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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>> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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>> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

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>> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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>> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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>> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

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>> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

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>> 13 How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

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>> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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>> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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>> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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>> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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>> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

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>> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

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>> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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>> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

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>> 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

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>> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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>> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates .. it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your axx tomorrow.

Now that title is an oxymoron if I've ever seen one.   ;D

I like number 14.  That would have been something to ponder on back in my college days.

LOL. Larry the cable guy for president. ;D

Something told me this topic would be worth the read.  Thanks

Nice

Words to live by, lol...

The best part of Larry is that he is a die in the wool Husker Fan.  He has a luxury box right above our season tickets and throws free hot dogs to the crowds.

GO BIG RED

;D ;D ;D

Great read frogtog!