REMINDER....5 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to

 telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls.

    ...YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

     To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone:

 888-382-1222

 It is the National DO NOT CALL list.  It will only take a minute of your

 time.

   

 It blocks your number for five (5) years.

 You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked.

     

 You cannot call from a different phone number.

 HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS .  

 It takes about 20 seconds.

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No.  Typical email that gets circulated around.  I was on Snopes the other night and remember seeing something on this.  No worries.  

Telemarketers call my office phone (at the Church building) all the time.  I love it when they call and ask, "Are you the man of the house?"  I say, "No," and then they ask if they can talk to him.  I say, "Yes, anytime, anywhere, He's always listening."  There is usually silence at the other end of the line until I explain to them that they have called a Church.

A couple of months ago a girl called from a local high school and asked if our business would be interested in advertising on their school's baseball field.  She asked to speak to the boss, so I told her she didn't need a telephone to speak with Him, just pray.

My house phone is on the Do Not Call List, but I have too much fun with it at the office!  Let them call ;D

So you know how to handle the telemarketers, thats great. Give me some more lines to use.

I just write the number down and e mail it or blog it on yahoo or myspace .you would be surprized how many ppl love to prank call that look at emails or blogs if 300 ppl call the number each day for a few weeks there phone bill will be higher then the junk they are trying to sell and there profits will plommet.Chain reaction yehawwwwwwwwwwwww.Anyone hear the tape of the CRIME SEEN  PHONE call......... hilarious next time a soliciter calls ur house just say crime scene..Who is this??

I saw that tape...HILARIOUS

I like messing with the telemarketers.  

I just start grunting and then say " wow, look at the size of this turd.  It's huge!"   There like, Excuse me?  They're the ones to usually hang up.

At work, I like to tell them to "hang on a minute let me get to my office phone".  I'll put them on hold then go back to work outside.