redneck pickup lines

 1) Did you fart?

Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?

Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .

I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?

Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

Cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer

hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a

light

switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we can sleep 'til

afternoon

These are awesome.

Hey I got one.

"SooooooooooooooooooWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pig pig pig"

Baby I'm hog wild over you.

Whey duz allsof yall keepn makn fon of uis readnicks?

It is not bad to be a redneck. Larry The Cable Guy made over 20million last year--Git-Er-Done!!

If you ain't redneck then u ain't sh#$.

Overheard at a bar in the backcountry of Maine it is now the number one pick up line in many areas: Nice tooth ;D

If you ain't redneck then u ain't sh#$.

Amen to that brother.

;D