I cannot snap my fingers.

Don't feel too bad: Long Mike can't see his toes!

It's not his toes he's worried about.  

It's not his toes he's worried about.

I ain't touching that one

I have toes?  Does that mean that I have one of those Manly parts as well?  I haven't seen any of them in years.  I was beginning to think that they all fell off.

I have toes?  Does that mean that I have one of those Manly parts as well?  I haven't seen any of them in years.  I was beginning to think that they all fell off.

I hope not because you would make one ugly  .

My thumbs are so short that I can't grab my pinky fingers with them.

Fluke, I dated a girl who had thumbs like that, I think it was called "Boxers thumb"  The top digit is like 1/2 the size of an ordinary (notice I didn't use the word "normal") one.

Burley- My fishing partner Dirk can't either

Michelle can't roll her R's

My brother can't say sheriff"  (Shewiff) but has no issues with any other words.

I can't break 133 lbs

Fluke can't break 10 lbs

Avid can't take a picture

We all have our "things"  ;D

It's not his toes he's worried about.

I ain't touching that one

I wouldnt recommend touching "it" either.  Good decision.

Fiance cant snap her fingers, Burley.

It is funny as hell watching her try though!!!!!

I can't catch small fish  

I can't whistle using my fingers. I wish I could.

I can touch my nose with my tounge. Where does that fit in this highly unusual conversation.

So can I but I can take even 1 step further and touch someone elses nose with mine

Speedbead.......you mook, you beat me to it. ;D

I can't believe what gravity does to guy in his 50's  8-)