I came home from work today, logged onto BR and turned the tube on.  I yelled to the wife "Honey, I'm home.  Bring me a   before it starts!"

The wife brought me a   and went back to the laundry room.

About 10 minutes later, I yelled for the wife "Honey! Quick, bring me another  !  It's about to start."

The wife brought me the   but mumbled something under her breath as she went back to her laundry.

About 5-10  minutes later I yelled for the wife "Honey!  Hurry up and get me another  , It's going to start!"

The wife came out of the laundry room stomping her feet and cursing "You SOB, I bust my butt at work, come home and do the laundry, grocery shopping, and cooking.  I make out the bills and help the kids with their homework.  And all you can do is come home and sit your fat ars in front of the computer and drink  !"

I simply looked up at the wife and said " Yep, it started."

Funny stuff!  

Thats great.  ;D

Great punchline that I did NOT see coming!! I sympathise with the wife though since I am the one who daily does all the "Hop Sing" stuff around our home because the wife gets home later in the day than I do (i.e. cooking, shopping, laundry, feed the dogs, pay the bills, yaddie, yaddie:o) Even so, it doesn't keep those "brewskies" from finding there way into, and outta, my bod, but I gotta get 'em myself:o)

haha. It would start before the first beer for me.

Thats good stuff.

FisherDave

Funny...My wife would have sailed the second one in my ear.