Just read on "the other bass website" that there is a moving being considered called the Bass Master that will be done in the same vein as Talladegah (sp?) Nights.  Apparently some pretty high class writers involved in the script.  Got me to thinking about all the things that might be included in such a movie to make it funny  -- besides the obvious falling out of the boat, snakes falling out of trees (most of the other stuff you see on Bill Dance) I could see boats being locked on the dock as they start to blast off, hooking a water skiier or jet ski with a crank bait, handling the "call of nature" in a strong wind, etc.  Any other ideas?

Having topless girls go by on a party boat.

Bar-B-Qing on your bass boat with a small Bar-B-Q pit, which catches the boat on fire.

Getting knocked out of the boat by a big bass.

Hooking a dead body.

Taking a girl on the boat and trying to have sex on a bass boat without anyone seeing you.

Putting your boat in the water and not tieing a rope to the dock and watching the boat float downstream.

Having the boat fall off the trailer on the highway.

Trailering your boat too fast and going off the trailer and into the rear of your truck or SUV.

Starting to catch fish by a nudist colony and the nudists come out to watch you.

Having the water in a lake go down the tubes, like in the James Bond movie, A View For A Kill, and having you sit there high and dry.

Have a "villian" catch and hide bass before the "big" tournament and try to cheat to win but the hero still wins.

Having the dog take a dump on the rear of the boat while on the water.

Holding up the biggest bass you have ever caught and having an eagle fly down and ****** it out of your hands.

I am sure the writers can get a lot of funny stuff by interviewing the pros and the writers at Bass Times, Bassin, FLW Magazine, Bassmaster, etc.

Just pick any boat ramp on Memorial Day Weekend and take notes.

You're right about that Glenn -- Sam, how many of those are personal experiences of yours?

I'm sure they will have some one like Ike.

when he catches a fish:

maybe fireworks? :

Jason Quinn look alike would be a real pirate running a all black boat and skull and cross bones, calling it  the "Black pearl". Oh wait they made that movie already.

They can have a Roland look a like using one of those Kids fishing/guns what ever they are shooting everybody

I can't take credit for any.

or

I won't take credit for any.

But there are some and some close calls, too.

If the writers use Glenn's idea, it would be a four hour movie LOL.

Falcon

Does anyone know what ever happened to this?  Did it actually get made and if so, where could someone see it?

Last I heard is that they did some filming at last years Classic after that I haven't heard nothing.

Just pick any boat ramp on Memorial Day Weekend and take notes.

That bad is it. I don't have a boat so I haven't seen any ramp screw ups.

Having topless girls go by on a party boat.

Taking a girl on the boat and trying to have sex on a bass boat without anyone seeing you.

Sam, you been following me around the lake?