Daughter :  My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother :     Where are ya'll going ?  

Daughter:  To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother :      I don't think you should.  There's been a lot of trouble at that place.   I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter :   But mom!!  Please!!   It'll be okay.  

Mother:     No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter :   But 'Tina' is going with us...

Mother:      Oh Well!  In that case, it should be okay..  Ya'll have fun!

lol...thats a good one man ;D

Even I would feel safe with Tina.

WOW!!!!!!!!!

What an amazon.

Good lord!!  It looks like Tina could eat the other three.  We DO growem' big down here.   ;D

There are still plenty more like the one on far right, too.  

Holy Sasquatch sightings Batman!

Well.  

Everything is supposed to be big in Texas...But, not that big.

If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down.

:-[

If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down.

:-[

Oooooooooh kaaaaaaaay!!  :-?

that deserves bouncies

If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down.

:-[

her pants or her panties????

If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down.

:-[

her pants or her panties????

That deserves double bouncies!

easy boys

well butter me up and call me a biscuit

  uhh Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love

                     As Ever,

                      skillet

Eyes RIGHT!! Ahgagagaga!!!

If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down.

:-[

her pants or her panties????

That deserves double bouncies!

Ouch, ;D i had that coming.  

Eyes RIGHT!! Ahgagagaga!!!

;D

Eyes RIGHT!! Ahgagagaga!!!

;D

Jay,

She looks right about your height, match made in heaven possibly???

lol guys

Anyone else like reverand Horton Heat?

Driving in this AM with the "good" reverand (lower case "r" on purpose") blaring on the 'pod. Forgot about this song until it started playing and immediately thought of this thread.

Very appropriate from a fellow Texan I would think. Although I believe "Tina" is taller than 6'.

Big Little Baby

By reverand Horton Heat

Full Custom Gospel Sounds of... (1993)

Well, I got a baby who's six feet tall

Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all

Big little baby, big little baby

Her heart is a big as her feet are long

But she's not afraid to fight someone who does me wrong

Big little baby, big little baby

She sure a female who runs up the scale

She's a fillin' in as pretty as a girl can be

But when she's wearin' high heels she is six foot three

Big little baby, big little baby

She's as cute as she can be But she's tall as a tree

Big little baby

Let it roll. Feels good!!!

I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall

But she's a full grown woman who's got it all

Big little baby, big little baby

She's as cute as she can be

But she's taller than me

Big big big little baby

Big big big little baby

She's as cute as she can be

But she's taller than me

Big big big a-little baby

Mongo like candy.