Just found out not too long ago my brother was "blazer surfing" off the top of his blazer(truck) while another guy was driving.Hit a bump they didn't see and he ended up flying about 25 feet and broke his knee in 3 places.

My nickname for him now is "jedi dummy"...I'm 32 and he's older than me. ;D

He's an odd one i tell ya.....

My sister...

One day while driving past "The Kingdom Hall of Witnesses" she asked, "Why if they are in the witness protection program, do they put a big sign out front?"  

: :-?

Now that's funny...

What can I say, everyone has an "inner idiot" within them! ;D

Not sure if this one goes to my brother or my parents,, but my brother wrecked his car on the way to work one day (he was 17 at the time).  After my dad got him and the car home, he let my brother take their car to to work, he drove that car exactly 4 blocks, passed out from a concussion received during the first wreck and wrecked their car too....

:o :o

So my brother is a runescape geek. He is always talking about it, and plays it 24/7. So one day I took the clear CD protector cover thing (you know when you buy blank cds and get the clear plastic piece to protect them untill you open the package. It looks jus like a cd but its not and its clear. So im downstairs on the computer and he is on the upstairs one. I walk up with the clear plasitc fake cd and tell him that its a real cd and that I downloaded runescape 3 for him (they only go like 2 or something) and he is like: "Its probablly a scam and now youve got to go and check dads computer or its going to get hacked" It was so funny. He totally fell for it! Me and my friend couldnt stop laughing.

... I don't have any stories from my siblings.  I'm the dumb one in the family  

So my brother is a runescape geek. He is always talking about it, and plays it 24/7. So one day I took the clear CD protector cover thing (you know when you buy blank cds and get the clear plastic piece to protect them untill you open the package. It looks jus like a cd but its not and its clear. So im downstairs on the computer and he is on the upstairs one. I walk up with the clear plasitc fake cd and tell him that its a real cd and that I downloaded runescape 3 for him (they only go like 2 or something) and he is like: "Its probablly a scam and now youve got to go and check dads computer or its going to get hacked" It was so funny. He totally fell for it! Me and my friend couldnt stop laughing.

Rune scape is sooooooooooooooo bad I remember when i used to play diablo 2 one of the best games ever runescape was the ghetto version.

When my wife was little she used to chew all the fingers off of her sisters dolls...except for the middle one.

;D

My stepbrother took all the towels and my clothes out of the bathroom while i was in the shower and left the door wide open while we had some ladies over and i had no clue the door was open and i step out of the shower and feel a cool breeze and i turn around and there the door is wide open with everyone in the living room, i felt real cool  8-). He also put tacks on either on the floor outside of my other brothers bedroom or outside the shower stall and you can guess what happened then. Oh and (this is a classic, any1 can do it) he wrapped a rubber band around the handle on the hose that comes out from the kitchen sink and pointed it straight ahead and when my mom came home and rinsed out her coffee cup it sprayed her right in the face, i still use that one today   ;D. He jokes around aaaalot.