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"I HATE MY JOB" DAY:

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson  & Johnson.  Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect  the phone so you will not be disturbed.  Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not

become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully.  You will notice that  in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I  do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB  THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!!

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who gotta wash em off?

     

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I went to school in Cincinnati, and I knew guys who would "work" for Proctor & Gamble in product testing.  I remember one who had to swallow a couple spoonfulls of toothpaste at night, then in the morning they would have to take a stool sample in a plastic container for the lab to sift through to see what came out!

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Man, that thermometer tester must be a real asz-hole.  

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