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A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver, Lt. Dean said. The gun went off."

Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. They didn't believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back, Lt. Dean said.

Mr. Espinal was taken to an area hospital, where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries. ::)

"You can't fix stupid" ;D

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The herd needs thinning out ;)!!!

                 As Ever,

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The herd needs thinning out ;)!!!

                 As Ever,

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Some people should not have guns or knives or anything sharp. Forget it just anything that could hurt somebody (or themselves).

                       -searoach

It could have been worse, he could have had jock itch.

Wonder if the bullet stopped the itch?? Ahgagagagaga!!

lol,...."Oooh,....Ahhhh,...that's perfect,...right there..."  ;D

It could have been worse, he could have had jock itch.

At least the human gene pool would not be paluted with his genetic material.

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It could have been worse, he could have had jock itch.

At least the human gene pool would not be paluted with his genetic material.

                        -searoach

im confused, wouldnt "he" then be a "she"? lol ;D

It could have been worse, he could have had jock itch.

I wonder if he would have bleed or ticked himself in the pants first?

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