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Two Trees and A Woodpecker

       

   It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

   Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

   A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birchThe birch says he cannot tell.

   Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

   The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

   The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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;D Thats too funny, im gonna steal that one to spread around the office.

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Ha Ha Ha

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Nice, best joke i've heard in a while!  ;D ;D ;D

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Excellent.  I always get a kick out of reading posts from other people that didn't get deleted.

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