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Coworker just sent this to me.  Thought you all might enjoy it. :)

     Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in

Aiken, South Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

     The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with

the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which

he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a

number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

      Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons vehicles left.

     At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he

pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having

waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

     To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the

man had consumed any alcohol at all!

     Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany

me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be

broken.'

     'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck.  'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

  • Super User

;D ;D ;D ;D

Thats funny  ;D ;D

  • Super User

That was a good one.

Falcon

Thanks for the laugh!!!  ;D That's a goodun'!

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