It has no legs, I gotta take it out for a drag twice a day

haha, somebody must be bored.

I hope it has a LAME leg to match this joke..... :

Let me guess, you have a 1 legged sister named Eileen,....

A friend w/ no arms and legs in the leaves named Russell.......

haha! That's funny! Way to go LBH

I hope it has a LAME leg to match this joke..... :

Let me guess, you have a 1 legged sister named Eileen,....

A friend w/ no arms and legs in the leaves named Russell.......

No he is not in the leaves he is in the pool, WE CALL HIM BOB

his brother MATT is at the front door

No need to name a dog like that.  He can't come when you call him anyway.

 I had a line if it would have been a legit post but scratch that idea

Hey Muddy, take Bob skiing, you can call him Skip

Doesn't Bob have a daughter with no arms and no legs?. . . she hangs around the basketball court. .  I think her name is ANNETTE.

Oh, and BTW. . . she has two cousins, a brother and sister in the same condition. . . they hang around the BBQ pit. . . their names are FRANK and PATTY.

Oh, another on the beach. . . her name is SANDY.  Someone once threw her in the ocean and she became SANDY DUNCAN!!

Well, you all started it. . .  :-[

Yo Preach ANNETTE GREAT

Don't forget if he was on the Presidents Desk he would be Veto! ;D

and if you took him off the desk and put him on the wall> ART :

A friend w/ no arms and legs in the leaves named Russell.......

6 months later he's PETE

Or,a friend with no arms and no legs flying over a fence-Homer

It has no legs, I gotta take it out for a drag twice a day

Sounds like somebody never told him that was really corny.

Start something better say like Chuck norris jokes they are always better.

                    -formerly searoach