Shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As the lady was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

standing behind Her watched as she placed the items in front of the

cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

'You must be single.' She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the

derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six

items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her

selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, She said: 'Well, you know what, you're

absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

;D

Thats  

Oh my! Hilarious!  ;D ;D

nice ;D ;D ;D

Hilarous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite drunk quote:

"It was a woman who drove me to drink, I didn't  even have the decency to thank her"

                                  WC FIELDS

Great one.

I will remember that one.

Thanks.  ;D