Back in high school, I would play basketball for 3-4 hours every evening.  

Fast forward 14 years.  Day shift put up a basketball goal this week.  Co-worker and I spent about 20 minutes playing one on one.  We're both killed for the rest of the night... :-[

I get exhausted just watching the kids at work play. I don't even think I can hit the backboard from the foul line :-/

Back in high school, I would play basketball for 3-4 hours every evening.

Fast forward 14 years. Day shift put up a basketball goal this week. Co-worker and I spent about 20 minutes playing one on one. We're both killed for the rest of the night... :-[

Short, round, white men can't jump.

You left out bald.

I can't shoot, but I can sure throw my weight around on the low post.  And watch out for my spinning roundhouse kick to the groin when you try the spin move on me.

Try keeping up with the UPS man all day. No wonder I'm a toothpick....

Try keeping up with the UPS man all day. No wonder I'm a toothpick....

heard that for the UPS Holloween Party you and LBH are going

 as a BOX OF MATCHES

Hey, If I stand sideways and stick out my tongue I look like a zipper!  ;D

6'0" 155lbs built for speed baby!  8-) 8-) 8-)

5'9", 230, old and wrinkled

I"M BUILT FOR COMFORT I AINT BUILT FOR SPEED

 -Howlin Wolf

Nice quote muddy, one of my all time favorites

Burley,

This thread really shocks me.  From the pictures you've posted of yourself here on BR I would have guessed that you are in great shape.

Of course, ROUND is a shape! ;D

Hey, If I stand sideways and stick out my tongue I look like a zipper! ;D

6'0" 155lbs built for speed baby! 8-) 8-) 8-)

5'7" 120 pounds. I think I got you beat.

                      -sm

6'0''   255   Twisted steel and sex appeal

5'7" 150

6'4" 320 lbs. of pure table muscle here, ;D although I can pick the back of a older Volkswagon Bug off the ground, with the motor in it.

although I can pick the back of a older Volkswagon Bug off the ground, with the motor in it.

All 110lb's of it  ;D  ;D

5'7" 120 pounds. I think I got you beat

These were my exact stats last Monday, the day I quit smoking.

6 days later.....5'7"  126 lbs  

Burley, I was going to suggest a gym but if the fish you catch aren't helping you burn any fat, nothing will,....those monsters will give ANYBODY a better workout than any gym...... :

Man, I'm glad that I'll never get old!

5-10 here 250 lbs ,,i need to quit smokin i think ill be 20 again

Six foot and two hundred pounds......My wife says that when they made me they threw away the mold, but I think it's starting to grow back. ;D

5'7" 120 pounds. I think I got you beat

These were my exact stats last Monday, the day I quit smoking.

6 days later.....5'7" 126 lbs

Burley, I was going to suggest a gym but if the fish you catch aren't helping you burn any fat, nothing will,....those monsters will give ANYBODY a better workout than any gym...... :

Congraulation on quiting smoking!