OK, I've had it up to here with "sexy" anything. It's a stupid name for a bait.

So, here's mine.

I'm thinking a deep diving crank:

green on top ( think foliage )

Light pink with off white or slightly yellow striping

I'm calling it the Rutubaga Shad

It's mine. Make up your own.

I have to modify this, don't know what I was thinking.

I'm re-naming mine the"Sexy Rutubaga"

Soft Pliable Plastic bait

Short Skirt

Cheap Perfume Scent

Hot Pink Color

call it: Happy Hooker

A 2" spook developed by a Japanese bait company, name it Asian Persuasion.

A top water lure, circular shaped with a yellowish color to it. A spinning shiny object dangling beneath it so it sparkles when the sun hits it. Name: Mexican Tostada.

An eggroll shaped jigging spoon with hooks at either end designed to catch multiple fish at once. Imported from China.

It's called the "Tu Kan Chew"

It's 6 inches long, 2 5/8 inches wide, flat, flexible, green, it has a number on it and the face of a president.......I call it: RARE

Dont make fun of me... ;D, it's been a long day