The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection

and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,

including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack , the California

Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain

Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt

Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy

as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy

rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled

with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of

his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little

flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was

considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three

children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they

had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Nice one Muddy  ;D

You must have got that shipment of "Jersey air" that I sent.

I warned you not to take it all at once.

Muddy , that was sweet.

Hey fellas; I did not write that at all! Thats a phony Obit my friend sent me :

Muddy, you forgot to mention that Doughboy is also survived by the Michelin Man.  The resemblance is remarkable, but Michelin Man has always been able to withstand a poke in the navel.

Oh this is getting a bite TIREsome