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This is from my Cousin Joanne, this makes a good argument that insanity is genetic ;D


 Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato

 had eyes for each other,

 and finally they got married,

 and had a little sweet potato,

 which they called 'Yam.'

 Of course,

 they wanted the best for Yam.

 When it was time,

 they told her about

 the facts of life.

 They warned her about

 going out

 and getting half-baked,

 so she wouldn't get

 accidentally mashed,

 and get a bad name

 for herself like

 'Hot Potato,'

 and end up with a bunch

 of Tater Tots

 Yam said not to worry,

 no Spud would get her

 into the sack and make

 a rotten potato out of her!

 But on the other hand

 she wouldn't stay home

 and become a

 Couch Potato either.

 She would get plenty

 of exercise so as not

 to be skinny like her

 Shoestring cousins.

 When she went off to Europe,

 Mr and Mrs. Potato

 told Yam to watch out

 for the hard-boiled guys

 from Ireland.

 And the greasy guys

 from France called

 the French Fries.

 And when she went out west,

 to watch out for the Indians

 so she wouldn't get scalloped.

 Yam said she would stay

 on the straight and narrow

 and wouldn't associate

 with those high class

 Yukon Golds, or the ones

 from the other side

 of the tracks who advertise

 their trade on all

 the trucks that say,

 'Frito Lay.'

 Mr. and Mrs Potato sent

 Yam to Idaho P.U.

 (that's Potato University)

 so that when she graduated

 she'd really be in the Chips

 But in spite of all they did

 for her, one-day Yam

 came home and announced

 she was going to marry

 Tom Brokaw.

 Tom Brokaw!

 Mr. and Mrs. Potato

 were very upset.

 They told Yam she couldn't

 possibly marry Tom Brokaw

 because he's just......

 Are you ready for this?

 Are you sure?



 OK! Here it is!






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