I'll keep you in suspense for a couple more minutes while I upload a couple photoes but I bet I'm having more fun than any of you here on Christmas night!!!!  

Well with that statement, I'm sure you are!

Does your face have glitter on it and smell like stripper boobies?

Does your face have glitter on it and smell like stripper boobies?

What is that smell!? I know the exact one you are talkin about, and they all smell the same LOL. Plus that super fine glitter is a pain to wash off.

Sorry but it's all rated G stuff for me. Gotta love being a dad! I just did this nice paint job for my 3 y/o! ;D

Does your face have glitter on it and smell like stripper boobies?

What is that smell!? I know the exact one you are talkin about, and they all smell the same LOL. Plus that super fine glitter is a pain to wash off.

Do STD's have smells?

Sorry but it's all rated G stuff for me. Gotta love being a dad! I just did this nice paint job for my 3 y/o! ;D

Haha, that is awesome, man.  You couldn't talk her into maybe a chartreuse or watermelon color? ;D

I never even thought about chartreuse.  Maybe I can talk her into dipping her fingers into a bottle of chartreuse spike it!   ;D

I never even thought about chartreuse. Maybe I can talk her into dipping her fingers into a bottle of chartreuse spike it! ;D

 I don't know if Mom will be too happy.

Sorry but it's all rated G stuff for me. Gotta love being a dad! I just did this nice paint job for my 3 y/o! ;D

WHAT!!!!! No rainbow trout pattern, no Sexy shad??  That my friend earns   two thumbs down, lol.

J/K of course

Looks great.

Do you have a dog?

You can do the same thing to the dog's toe nails. ;D   ;D   ;D

No dogs but I've had mine done.   lol  No pictures of that though.  

Does your face have glitter on it and smell like stripper boobies?

What is that smell!? I know the exact one you are talkin about, and they all smell the same LOL. Plus that super fine glitter is a pain to wash off.

I believe it's the industrial strength vanilla spray. I imagine it in a 55 gallon drum, in the back room with an atomizer pump attached to the top of it.

Sometimes my own thoughts disturb me...

Does your face have glitter on it and smell like stripper boobies?

What is that smell!? I know the exact one you are talkin about, and they all smell the same LOL. Plus that super fine glitter is a pain to wash off.

I believe it's the industrial strength vanilla spray. I imagine it in a 55 gallon drum, in the back room with an atomizer pump attached to the top of it.

Sometimes my own thoughts disturb me...

I think it's a compination of baby powder and STDs.