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The marine's final wish

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Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S.

Marine Gunny Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq.  The leader of

the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request

before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate

of fried chicken.'  The leader nodded to an underling who left and

returned with the chicken.  Couric ate it all and said,

'Now I can  die content.'

Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in New York, so I'd like to hear the

song 'The Moon and Me' one last time."  The  terrorist's leader

nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world

and knew the  music.  He returned with some rag-tag musicians

and played the song.  Gibson was satisfied.

Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end.  I want to take out

my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to

happen.  Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I

was on the job till the end.'  The leader directed an aide to hand

over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.

He then said, 'Now I can die  happy.'

The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. US Marine, what is

your final wish?

'Kick me in the a$$,' said the Marine.

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

'No, I'm NOT kidding.  I want you to kick me in the a$$,'

insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the a$$.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm  

pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.  In the

resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with

his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he

took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they

asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place?

Why did you ask him to kick you in the a$$?'

'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'and have you three a-holes

report that I was the aggressor... ?

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