After 35  years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one night, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly working it down stopping just over her lower stomach..

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her thigh and then down her leg to her calf..

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said,.. 'I found the remote.'

I can relate to that!!!!!  ;D   ;D   ;D

LOL...nice.

I punch in a code and mine goes off. I'll leave it at that...

I punch in a code and mine goes off. I'll leave it at that...

You should think about baseball. ;D

I punch in a code and mine goes off. I'll leave it at that...

You should think about baseball. ;D

HAHAHA

After 35 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one night, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly working it down stopping just over her lower stomach..

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her thigh and then down her leg to her calf..

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said,[ch8230].. 'I found the remote.'

HaHa..good one