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Joke 05-05-09

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This guy sits at the bar and notices the man next to him has a huge lighter. The guy asks "what's with the big lighter?" The man replies "I got it from a genie but you only get one wish. Would you like to try?"

The guy says "sure." The man hands the guy the genie bottle. The guy rubs it and out pops the genie. The genie grants the guy one wish. The guy asks for a million bucks. About a minute later a million ducks come marching into the bar. The guy says to the man "Hey, I didn't ask for a million ducks." The man replies "And do you think I asked for a 12 inch Bick?"

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